Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by anonymous July 3, 2017

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Ethan's mom

The legends of Ethan's mom are renowned across the 828 thst she is indeed....fuckable.

Yo Horton have you heard the legends about Ethan's mom? "Oh yeah Aron I know"

by Hoose 218 July 4, 2016

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Aunt mom

A woman who divorces her husband to marry his brother

My uncle arron came over and yelled at my dad for not paying my aunt mom child support on time.

by Donnie america January 19, 2018

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A woman who by her own choice loves and cares for her husbands child/children. A stepmother is the mother in her household. Gods gift to some children to make up for the loser mothers that gave birth to them.

She is the worlds greatest Step mom.

by shiggity-shiggity-schwha April 13, 2006

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your mom

a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say

Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!

by michael jackson November 21, 2003

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Single Mom

A single female. Struggling and trying to balance working to provide for child, raising her child, and still having some time to herself. Usually, the father either left her because he was too much of a pussy to handle fatherhood, or more tragically, died and left the mother to care for their child alone.

Poor Stacey, struggling with school work, working a night shift and being a single mom all at the same time! But she still manages to love and care for her baby despite the hardships.

by Lunar Escape October 23, 2007

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