Jimmy Coat

Another name for a condom

"You better put on a Jimmy Coat before you think about putting that thing in my booty."

by bmx_x December 21, 2006

Jimmy Johns Challenge

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??

Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.

by GOAT... The little pinky toe February 14, 2014

jimmy norton

A stand up comic with an unhealthy obsession for chicks with giant cocks. Works for the Sirius xm radio show Opie and Anthony. Performs characters loosely based on his own personality, such as uncle Paul and Chippah

Jimmy norton knows how to eat cum

by Chippah May 31, 2014

cyber jimmy

A computer anti-virus or firewall program that keeps you from getting infected with a virus. It is kind of like a condom since condoms keep you from STD's

After my harddrive got fried, I bought an internet security program to use as a cyber jimmy.

by jab131 October 1, 2005

Saint Jimmy

Somone Green Day talks alot about in their songs in the American Idiot Album. if you listen to all of their songs closey you can tell what his story is.




It was a teenage boy, who did drugs, and partied. He lived with his "father rage and mothers love"
He dates this girl who cheats on him.
When he comes of age he leaves home.
"He shot his brains out into the bay"

In the Jesus of Suburbia music video, it show alot of his story. You ahve to watch the 11 minute version to understand.

Saint Jimmy is the 'son of rage and love"

by strazz223 August 29, 2008

Jimmy Barnes

Jimmy Barnes, or "Barnsey" was a singer in a popular 70s/80s pub rock band called "Cold Chisel". His loud, raspy, screaming vocals could be heard down the end of the street by the time he became a successful solo artist in his own right during the 80s and early 90s. His loud pub rock music and mullet hairdo was, and still is popular with many Australian yobbo types who like cricket and footy and beer and steak.

Well the last train out of Sydney's almost gone.

Whoa, he's a working class man.

by Jane Wellington January 5, 2004

Jimbaz

Nobody really knows, a mysterious figure. Roughly human in appearance, this creature appears not to sleep, it is thought that it substitutes this by spending endless hours in a lonely room, playing on the neopets site, 'regenerating'.

Jimbaz disappeared into his lair and pretended not to be present, perhaps to regenerate in peace

by stealth February 13, 2005