Breast friend

Your best friend whom also happens to have nice breasts.

Why don't you bring Crystal next time?
She's my breast friend, so I'm perpetually stuck in the friend zone. She'll probably leave with some asshole, after I paid for everything.

by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

Diet-Friend

A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.

It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.

It's like friendship, but less.

"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”

“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.

by Saint.Patrick January 4, 2021

friends seminary

I though it was a semitary but when I went to dig up bodies I found out it was not

I went to friends seminary to dig up bodies. There were no bodies there.

by catnoirfanclub March 3, 2021

Friend of Dorthy

Older slang term that means someone is gay

Well she's a friend of dorthy!

by snapdrag January 5, 2022

Roomba friend

The friend introduced to your group by one of the extroverted serial introvert adopters that just hangs around for a while and you get attached to it and it just feels wrong when they’re not there.

Jack was the roomba friend.
Veronica pulled him into our friendgroup and now it feels wrong without him there.

by Local__Stupidity January 12, 2022

Good Friend

Dylan.

Dylan is a good friend.

by JoeBungaLover April 16, 2022

FB friends

(noun) You ain’t got no friends, homie. Just haters and perpetrators all conspiring and working in concert with one another to see your ultimate downfall and demise.

Ding-Dong: “Loook, I now have 1,000 FB friends”

Me: “Good for you. Ohh this is just the best news heard in long time”.

Ding-Dong: “Do you want be my FB friend?”

Me: (hehehehe) “I already am…..friend”.

by Nikki Stixx March 26, 2022