teddy duck 

a teddy duck is a titty fuck

Oh man, Ben got a sweet teddy duck from Kristin.

teddy duck by Benjamin Allen December 12, 2008

fuck a duck 

An expletive
A phrase expressing panic or anger

It refers to a song to the tune of "row your boat"

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
And hump a rhino to

1) Fuck a duck! I am so late for class because of that traffic on the freeway!

fuck a duck by surely April 12, 2005

pet my duck

to give some guy a hand job.

guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...

pet my duck by neoncrayon April 18, 2008

Ninja duck 

A devious duck with super stealthy ninja moves, you have to watch out for that one...oh ys you do

Today, I bought a rubber duck first period. They were selling them to raise money for charity. I wasn't going to, until I saw they had a ninja duck. I bought it, and put him into my pocket. Three periods later, I wanted to show him to my friend. I reach into my pocket, no duck. Well played, ninja duck. Well played. MLIA

Ninja duck by Alison Duckworth November 29, 2009

the duck's nuts

Amazing, astounding, or impressive. Synonymous with the bee's knees or the cat's pajamas but slightly more naughty.

Isn't that the duck's nuts? That drake just quacked the greek alphabet.

the duck's nuts by Brophy March 12, 2004

the duck's nuts

Really good luck or something great that's hard to find.

I just got into town and found a whole bag o' bones, that's the duck's nuts idn't it Blue Monkey?

the duck's nuts by Irish Cajun March 13, 2004

dead duck 

a person who never responds who appears to be sunk,gloomy

oh are you a dead duck please respond to my queries

dead duck by vpad October 14, 2006