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Douche Lizard 

A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."

Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
Douche Lizard by mantium January 11, 2011

Douche Dumpster 

A male who acts straight but is secretly gay. This male is/was most likely on the high school wrestling team.
Josh was dating Cameron but since he was a douche dumpster he was seeing Nathan on the side.
Douche Dumpster by CjInman February 21, 2011

Douche Canoe 

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
Douche Canoe by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012

douche bag 

A person who is a complete ass to everyone because no one likes that person. And no one likes that douche bag becuase he is a complete ass to them all the time. He also might be gay.
God, Karl Helmuth is such a fucking douche bag. Some one such stab him in the face and/or neck, twice. No, no, three times.
douche bag by Funky Steve July 27, 2004

Douche-Bag

A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Jay Wix would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
Douche-Bag by jayisachild August 30, 2010

Douche Canoe 

A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.
I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.