The resident or residents of the DEATH HOUSE. A bloodsucking parasite that collects anything of value from the male personage, this includes sexual bodily organs, gold, jewels(family ones!), your wallet, and anything else a man holds close to his heart and/or underwear. The DEATH WENCH, not unlike the common vampire, will suck you dry and leave you feeling highly violated (not in a good way!). The DEATH WENCH, also a crafty creature, will stalk her prey and will wait for the opportune moment to strike, usually when her prey is highly intoxicated or on the brink of DOING THE DODGE.
Death Wench: 'Hey, check out that young piece of man meat, looks like he's on his way to DOING THE DODGE!
Minion: Yes master, you're right, I believe he is. Shall I ready the dungeon and crank up the Iron Maiden? And don't worry, I got the gimp suit back from the dry cleaners this morning.
Death Wench: 'Ready away, I will frisk him for any loose change. By the time he wakes i will already have a hand full of his bolony pony and his dignity will be long gone'
Minion: 'Yes master and what of the strap on?'
Minion: Yes master, you're right, I believe he is. Shall I ready the dungeon and crank up the Iron Maiden? And don't worry, I got the gimp suit back from the dry cleaners this morning.
Death Wench: 'Ready away, I will frisk him for any loose change. By the time he wakes i will already have a hand full of his bolony pony and his dignity will be long gone'
Minion: 'Yes master and what of the strap on?'
by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007
Get the DEATH WENCHmug. Dude1 and the inteternet "Kill yourself"
Dude0 "Wow, are those death threats?"
Dude1 "Oh no, it's retarded."
Dude0 "Wow, are those death threats?"
Dude1 "Oh no, it's retarded."
by DollmakerHans December 27, 2018
Get the Death threatsmug. by EMILIO ESTEVEZ November 10, 2002
Get the tower of deathmug. An ominous premonition of impending doom lurks just beneath the surface and the diabolical lyrical content may contain
redundantly superfluous references to demons, Satan, Beelzebub, the Evil One, the Beast...
thus the guttural vocals and obsession with dismemberment.
redundantly superfluous references to demons, Satan, Beelzebub, the Evil One, the Beast...
thus the guttural vocals and obsession with dismemberment.
by Dnite April 14, 2003
Get the Death Metalmug. 1-slang word describing strong cocktails
2-cocktail containing 19 units/pint created at in a university flat in 2000, now popular in "the path tavern"
3-metal band formed in 2000
2-cocktail containing 19 units/pint created at in a university flat in 2000, now popular in "the path tavern"
3-metal band formed in 2000
1- "man, that was a certain death"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"
by baxter October 29, 2003
Get the certain deathmug. An extremely painful death by the searing pain of a 12 inch schlong. Often times the victim will bleed out way before the Native Aborigines will have time to finish.
The man walked through the forest as he was ambushed by natives and the savage took the 12 inch schlong and shoved it in his bonga hole, causing his sphincter to rip and tear to cause him to bleed emmensly, which sadly ended in Death by Bonga.
by GrampaChip May 20, 2018
Get the Death by Bongamug. A dangerous cocktail comprised of Golden Grain 190 proof alcohol, Hawaiian Punch, orange juice, and Sprite.
My girl drank 3 cups of Angel of Death ,and now she's in the bathroom blowing chunks. I cant even fuck her!!!
by sicmyduck September 12, 2019
Get the Angel of Deathmug.