Tea Cum

When a guy cums into a teacup full of tea and a girl drinks while still fully clothed. She may even want to wear a nice dress to look better for the male and if he's a gentleman he'll make a pot full so they can both enjoy multiple glasses.

Guy: I just served my bitch some tea cum.

Other Guy: Awww Hott!

Other, Other Guy: Awesome!

by philadave69 March 27, 2009

cum cake

When baking a cake, ejaculate in a bottle till the bottle is almost full. Next, instead of frosting the cake, pour the bottle of cum all over. Finally you can serve it to all your friends.

When Aaron had his graduation party, he served a cum cake to all his friends.

by Mr. Dangle June 9, 2009

swap cum

In group sex when you ejaculate in a girl's mouth or pussy and have her spit the cum into another girl's mouth or have the other girl eat the cum out of the girl's pussy you ejaculated into.

"I busted a fat nut in her mouth and made her swap cum with her friend."

by IceWarm March 15, 2006

cum cakes

A yummy snack that consists of:
1 cup of cum,
2 eggs,
3 tablespoons of cakes

I didn't know what to do with my excess cum, so I made some cum cakes!

by fordtech March 30, 2009

cum brace

This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.

1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

by Kempo September 22, 2006

cum smoker

A person who likes to suck on male genitals until they ejaculate, swallowing the seman that is ejected.

You like being a cum smoker don't you bitch

by ^^MP3Vampire^^ August 13, 2003

Cum Bonanza

When many men gather round a slut (see: cum junky) and proceed to jack thei meaty hogs until they splooge their mighty man cream into their every orifice.

Suzy was excited about the forthcoming cum bonanza, cum goggles ready and all

by Kool aid April 4, 2005