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chris brown attack 

To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you
If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!

Ima chris brown attack yo ass!

Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?

Chris Kringle

When a man cums\explodes on a woman's chin and it looks like Santa's beard.
"You just got Chris Kringled sweetie, Merry Christmas!"
Chris Kringle by dunger October 11, 2008

Chris Baty 

The founder of NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) and the writer of No Plot? No Problem!, a book designed to walk its readers through NaNoWriMo.
Chris Baty has amazing ideas.
Chris Baty by poeticteddy January 10, 2008

chris #2 

The bassist and co-vocalist of Anti-Flag.
Girl 1: OMG, Chris #2 is so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah the hottest guy in the band!
chris #2 by Linzi Ultraviolence January 3, 2008

Chris Punch 

The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.
As the zombie attacked Nicholas, he Chris Punched him and exploded his head.
Chris Punch by execute63 January 23, 2011

Chris Wong 

Australian Fitness Icon. Specialises in CrossFit, Weight Lifting, Running and training all of the above.

AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.
Look at that Boss over there - he's almost as good as Chris Wong? hahaha only joking, no one is as buff as Chris Wong.

no homo.
Chris Wong by deadlifter88 October 27, 2011