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Californiastan 

The nickname for the worst state in the US. Crime, stupidity, wokeism, entitlement, high prices, high taxes on EVERYTHING, homelessness, and political corruption are rampant in the state that hasn't seen a Republican or Independent governor for over 50 years, which has caused crime and homelessness to ramp up. Owning a gun is damn near impossible over there because idiots believe that taking guns away from LAW ABIDING CITIZENS will solve problems instead of causing more problems.
I will never live in Californiastan. Fuck that place! If I were to move to another state, I'd move to Florida!

Californiated 

When someone has been fully absorbed into the California lifestyle — often unintentionally.
Side effects include: saying “no worries,” drinking $9 matcha, pretending 65°F is freezing, and having at least one tote bag with a produce pun on it.
May also include: beach pic dumps, permanent sunglasses, and referring to anxiety as “just energy shifts.”
Example sentence:
“Emily went to LA for a week and came back Californiated. She’s blonde now and calls traffic ‘part of the journey.’”
“He used to be a fast-walking New Yorker. Now he’s barefoot in Malibu journaling. Fully Californiated.”

Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper

The act of inserting multiple ghost peppers in one's rectum, spinning around in circles legs wide open blasting/shooting the ghost peppers out.
Yo I was this girl and she hit me with one of her ghost peppers whilst hitting that Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper

Californian Plunger 

The Californian Plunger is a multi-step process sex activity that usually involves 1 man and 2 women or 3 women. Step one Start off by taking a shit that's soft but not soft enough to fall into pieces. Step Two, freeze the log and shove it into your ass and or pussy (about 1/4 of the length of the log) in a process called iglooing. Step 3 get two women to wrap their pussy folds onto the log. Step four, make them start pushing it down and pulling it up, like the motion of a plunger. Do it until everyone has a orgasm or until the shit is to soft to use.
I was feeling naughty so Jane and Hillary gave me a Californian Plunger.

Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.
Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

The Californian Crossing 

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.
Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.