Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
Get the Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shitemug. A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
Get the Cow cornmug. by Basket1 May 24, 2025
Get the Cow Pattiemug. To slap a fat person
-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck
by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016
Get the whip the cowmug. Inadvertently or otherwise telling something said in confidence; i.e. "letting the cat out of the bag," or "spilling the beans."
by Hamfat December 29, 2018
Get the Let the cows outmug. by I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp June 29, 2018
Get the Cowmug.