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Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk

A verb where people who think they're smart, agree with each other and create ridiculous ideas.

Similar to "mental masturbation" but with idiots.
by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010
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circumcise

To cut off a large amount of sensitive skin surrounding the penis. It is very painful when done without anaesthetic.
Invented by the jews.
"I had baby joe circumcised, but I wish I hadn't; he hasn't stopped crying for hours."

"IMA STOOPID JEW AND MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" - a Jewish man
by TheVoiceOfReason.AKA.Fred April 13, 2010
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Britney Spears circa 2007

Referring to the amazing comeback year of Britney Spears, although she may have been absent in the music scene, she will conquer again!
I didn't do well on my test, but next time I will be like Britney Spears circa 2007 and make a comeback!
by CallyLove August 12, 2007
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Circus

When multiple men stand in a circle and punch the clown. Otherwise known as a circle-jerk
"I was in a circus with six other dudes last night!"
by ClownPuncher June 9, 2014
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boston circus

s the act of cramming through incredible force more than one monkey up your partners anus then making them have a dump while still keeping monkey in butt. the monkeys are then removed and put in blender and smeared over the persons body, similer in taste and smell to a cleaveland steamer, but with a taste of africa.
i gave her a boston circus and she was left smelling like africa and turd, she deserves it though cause she's ugly.
by gerald67 August 1, 2006
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Circle Suck

a situation where a group of people gather to neg. on another person (whom isnt present), and each individual supports and feeds on the negativety of the others.The result is about the same if they was rubbing one anothers genitals or something similar if you know what i mean.
I heard you guys got together and had a big circle suck about me and my business.
by Todd K. Billings August 6, 2006
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Finger circle

It’s the joke that everyone has done at least once and it’s hilarious because then you get to neckthem after they look be clear it’ Just 👌 this but turned upside down below your waist
Oh my gosh Alex just finger circled me now he’s going to neck me because he said

‘No self serve
by Jokeluver2150 May 9, 2018
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