Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

Beat off formula

100 - (length of dick in inches / time since last nut in hours) * 100 = odds out of 100 to beat off

use the beat off formula to see if you can bust.

by Elspencico June 3, 2019

Beating the Bonus Hole

The act of Female masterbation

I was busy Beating the Bonus Hole

by anonymous July 28, 2023

tight beat

something that is not tony parada's beat because that shit is can

u hear dat. dats a tight beat.

by hansum/playboy/j-dub February 13, 2005

beat the hell out

Back in the day, before psychology really developed, when someone was considered "crazy" they would thing the devil was in them. Instead of treating them wiht medication, therapy, ect... They would do horrible things to them like drill holes in their heads to let the evil spirits out, or beat them to death out of fear of what is inside.

"I would beat the hell out of him."

by Tomo0O0o April 29, 2005

picuetano type beat

committing suicide

-1 like and i'll do a picuetano type beat
*likes its own tweet and proceeds to kill himself*

by Gromaffio Cheese July 16, 2021

beat one down

when a male has the urge to masterbate

i was wathing a mary kate and ashley movie then had to beat one down there was no way around it.

by assplunder October 29, 2003