resistance bands

A wise human named P4zzie once said- they are called resistance bands coz they are trying to bring down the tyrannical government.

resistance bands are great for on the go excercises

by notzz001 November 18, 2022

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banded peak school

a yoke

fucking yoke of a place, Needs to be teared down. Banded peak school means short bus of schools.

by ducking loser July 13, 2017

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break up band

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.

“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”

by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 13, 2018

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Marching Band is a place for the nerdiest and craziest people, who think it’s fun to work their butts off in the heat of late July at Band Camp. While some of them are actually athletic and do other things outside of band, most do not have much of a life outside of it and only have friends that are also in band with them. Most Marching Band members will argue that it’s a sport, which it totally should count as a sport since the members go through as much physical pain and suffering during practices as the football team. The members have to be smart also, since you can’t play an instrument or do choreography with a flag while stepping to the beat and remembering all your sets without being at least somewhat smart. (Although most band members will argue that they are dumb, don’t believe them. Some of the smartest people in the school reside in the Marching Band.) The Marching Band is extremely under appreciated and under represented, even though they are so much better then then the football team and cheerleaders put together.

Cheerleader: Marching Band isn’t a sport.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.

by JIF713 July 1, 2022

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