Bottom Baby

A bottom baby is a baby that was conceived via anal sex. Although highly unlikely, it is possible for a sperm to reach the egg while a couple is having anal sex. For example, if the male pulls out when he cums, and unloads all over the females arsehole, some sperm can get into the vulva and thus a bottom baby is created.

If a person ever finds out that they are a bottom baby it is devastating to that person.

Jack: "Hey what's wrong with Andrew, he seems a little down?"
Phil: "Oh he just found out that he's a bottom baby"
Jack: "Poor guy, he must be devastated"
Phil: "Yea..."

by topcatistop May 26, 2009

Habbo Babies

A teen about 15/16 (or older) on Habbo hotel that waist their time dressing up as little babies that mums can adopt thinking they're cute - DON'T FALL FOR IT.

Watch out for baby-looking habbos that speak like: Ewwo how aw wuu?.

BE CAREFUL - SOME ARE MORE THAN HABBO BABIES

For example, Habbo Babies might walk into your or another room - That isn't an adoption!

**EXAMPLE 1**:
(Baby comes in)

Baby: Ewwoish

Non-hc girl: Aww can I adopt you please?

Baby: Nwoo Mwe Nweed Bwetter mwummy. Mwe Nweed HC mwum

Non-hc girl: Okay then

Baby: (to Hc girl) Cwan Wuu Awdopt mwe pwease

Hc girl: Okay then sweetie

Baby: Yway! (FURNI! I'm getting furni)

(At home)

Baby: Mwummy me need fwurni

Mum: No (Kicks baby)

**EXAMPLE 2**:

Baby boy: (goes up to Hc girl) Will Wuu Adwopt mwe pwease

Hc Girl: No Bobba off

Baby: *Gwets'Lwady'to'look'into'eyes'and'hypnotize'her

Baby: Will wuu adwopt mwe NOW?

Hc Girl: Yes'My'Sweet'pea. I will be your slave and mum

(Picks up baby and hugs) <<< DUN DUN DUN! :o

Baby: Cwan wuu gives me swowm cweds?

Mum: Yes my little pumkin of a son

(Trades and puts 500 creds in box)

Baby: Mwummy wure the best

Mum: No you are

(Gives more creds)

Mum: Now those 246 collectables I have...

**EXAMPLE 3**:

(In adoption)

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAA

Hc girl: Whats the matter

Baby: *Lwookies awt lwady wieth bwig ewes*

Baby: Will wuu adopt mwe

Hc girl: NO I NEED A HC BABY OKAY?

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

(baby Whispers to hc girl)

Baby: I will kweep twying two add wuu and 'Waa' untill wuu adwop mwe

Hc girl: Okay then hunnie

Baby: YWAY

(at home)

Baby: mwummy iwts mwy biwthday!

Mum: Happy birthday *Gives birthday cake*

Baby: Wat? Nwo Pwesent?

Mum: No you can't expect me to

Baby: I'm gwoing bwak two adwoption mwe nwo lwike wuu

(At adoption)

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

Hc-boy: Whats the matter dahlin

Baby: mwe have no mwummy ow dwaddy

Hc boy: I'll adopt you

Baby: Yway Owk

Hc Boy: And if its your birthiday - heres 34 creds

(A week later)

Baby: (pretend to be older) Im leaving dad

dad: Why

Baby: I got creds, Im hc and thats what i came her for

(Leaves and deletes as friends)

by Beautiful176 April 22, 2009

babies daddy

The daddy of your baby

I'm such a whore.. I don't know who my babies daddy is.

by Sega February 21, 2005

Baby-Batter

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculate.

C'mon sweetlips...... take a taste of my baby-batter now honey! OOOOOH...... don't you waste a drop!

by MadManManic January 1, 2007

baby nuts

Timid, a choke artist. Someone who can't handle pressure. The opposite of clutch.

When the time came for him to make a move he came down with a bad case of baby nuts.

by Bang Bang Nick Lange May 23, 2006

Baby Stick

yet another euphemism for the penis.

I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.

by Gordo September 8, 2005

baby's arm

San Diego slang for a large, flaccid penis. Derived from the similarity in size and curvature to an infant's arm. Also called "baby's arm holding a pear".

"When she unzipped my jeans, I showed her the baby's arm."

by Brick September 14, 2003