Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

Arab bacon

Gyro meat. The kind of meat that doesn't squeal before you eat.

Hey what's that greasy meat you are eating? Its Arab bacon goes great on a pita with sum tahini.

by J03 Mem April 1, 2024

Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob

When a group of primarily male individuals band together to eat fresh hot bacon out of another individual’s asshole in a “bobbing” manner

I signed up for this years annual Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob.

Who wants to do a Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob this weekend!?

by PA Resident #69 August 15, 2025

human bacon

An elongated vagina

Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon

by Obamas left hand December 28, 2020

Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.

I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.

by I punch gorillas October 28, 2018

Under Bacon

slang for vagina

Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"

Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"

Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"

by Tree Dolphin August 5, 2012

Bacon

Pretty much the best food out there. If you don't like/eat bacon, I feel bad for you. It's really good. Well., I suppose I'm done here. I'll repeat it for you in case you didn't catch it: BACON IS AMAZING

Human entity: DANG BACON IS GOOD!!
Another being of life: YESSSSSS

by Max.the.soon.to.be.potato May 7, 2018