Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

your mom

<the mom you never had>

Hey where's mum?
You mean your mom ??? LOLLLL

by ryui August 29, 2023

national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023

Pop your cherry

Usually means when a guy says sexually, “i wanna pop your cherry”, it means he wants to have sex with a virgin.

“I wanna pop her cherry”
Friend: “Same dude”

Pop your cherry

by her_somerapper August 30, 2023

absorbing your nutrients

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023

Have you lost your fucking mind !

its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.

person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car

person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !

by ghostoman August 31, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.

…

There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.

Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.

by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023