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Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick
Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
by Crystal meth January 13, 2021
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Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy

Adjective; To describe something, typically a person or activity, that is being extra or acting or displaying actions of extreme craziness.
"Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin are both Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."

"Most Floridians are beyond Wuhan-Bat Shit Crazy."
by Locolito321$ April 11, 2020
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green shit

having sex w/ a white girl & refereeing to her “vagina” or her “pun pun”
rod tryna fuck on some “green shit” he love dem white jawns
by jawakeuup October 19, 2023
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Lil Shit

lil shit is a noun used to refer to someone that is attractive that one may or may not mess with
this can be used with a lowkey interaction or exclusive interaction

can also be uses to refer to fyne shit or fine shit
by Euqin June 11, 2025
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Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.
"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."
by Kyzore November 20, 2019
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Shit Brag

When you show off something cool and the person response, indifferent or with criticism only to brag about it later to someone else.
John: Hey check out my new Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controllers to it.
Mike: Whatever, it’s kinda lame…

Kyle: Hey John, what cha got there cutie.
Mike: It's a Steam Deck. It’s a handheld gaming PC. It can do emulations, mods, plug into a tv or monitor and you can pair all kinds of controls to it.
John: Way to shit brag, bro.
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shit a brick

Similarly to shitting stones, shitting bricks, shitting rocks, shitting a brick is when you are terrified, it can be a joking tone or a serious tone although it's mainly a joking tone.

On another serious note I actually shit what seemed to be a brick just a few minutes ago, it was shaped as a block and it inspired me to write this.
My guy, I just shit a brick after taking that incredibly hard test
I just shit a brick and afterwards I felt so good I almost became high
I just shit a brick and it looked like a Poneglyph from one piece
by Greatneil80 November 28, 2022
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