Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well Ill be damned

2. “Damn”
Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”

You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
by Fuck piss May 05, 2024
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Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
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scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.
Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!
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Fuckdick of a shit

A phrase often used in erratic rants. Can be used to express one’s extreme frustration or anger.
If your employee is slaking off then you can go up to him and say your fired you Fuckdick of a shit.

Ot if you are arguing with some one you can say something along the lines of shut up you Fuckdick of a shit, you are so damn stupid.
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Cap shit

Word used to describe someone who's bullshitting
" This mufucka really on sum cap shit right now!"
by Big Al-San November 11, 2021
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Eat, shit and die.

The three things everyone has to do.
Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!
by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023
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