If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?

A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

your mom

your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish

jimmy is your mom

by your mum definetion October 18, 2021

If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

coz your hot and your cold

Coz your yes and your no
Your in and your out
And your
Shoto Todoroki the edgy bitch

Coz your hot and your cold got dammit

by BakugoFuckingKatsuki July 11, 2021

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

Get your breast out of your chest

This is when a woman or female thinks she deserves special recognition or privilege due to her feminality. Women who are leaders should not come across as wimpy but be emotional and psychological strong; they should be strong, determined and work just as hard as their male counterparts.

Jim: "Susan, why are you looking so gloomy and down?"
Susan: "I'm getting a lot of push back from my male subordinates and peers at work."
Jim: "I think you should get your breast out of your chest and don't worry about what people think. Do your job!."

by Michael&Micah March 8, 2021

Don’t forget your red nose

Post a male overtly seeking attention quaffing his hair

Don’t forget your red nose clown

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022