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Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.
Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.
by Lightofday February 5, 2022
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shit

1. poop
2. a bad person; someone nobody likes
by BlueSantaHat July 19, 2023
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Stick & Shit

Stick & Shit is the action of covering a toilets sensor with tape and proceeding to take a massive dump, leaving the shit floating in the toilet for the next person. It is the perfect counterpart to the already infamous “Upper Decker”.
“Oh man I just left a Stick & Shit for someone in the bathroom
by Gaymer42069 May 2, 2024
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Effi-shit

Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.
Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."
by CollinItUp September 1, 2018
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Shit cupboard

Cupboard where you store all the stuff you don’t need but can’t bare to throw away, just in case.
Gaz said “ I had to replace my toilet on Sunday but to get to the stop cock I then had to empty my shit cupboard....
by Dan1ssol June 19, 2024
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baby shit

hey wtf are u making with baby shit-
by blizzard bitch February 4, 2021
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shit down

A prominent English grammar teacher at Fenerbahce High School in Istanbul, Turkey created a new meaning of shit down in the 1990's as defined below. Unfortunately, the English-speaking world has known nothing about this contribution. I am very proud to present it here as one of her students. Learn and widely use it, please.

shit down (v):

1) (order) to tell someone to sit down when they fail to answer a question properly.

2) fail to respond a question properly
You couldn't respond the question again. Shit down and next time work hard.
by tatu10c99 March 18, 2021
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