Get off your phone

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having been on your phone for too long

Since I'm the only one in my class still having screen time limits imposed by parents, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

your mother

big

your mother

by TAMAMO_SIMP March 9, 2022

Your dad

A ginger bitch ass nigga you got the declining hairline from. Or you don't know him.

Y/N: "yo, whats your dads hair color?"

Me: "he's a ginger."

*everyone in the school bullies you*

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

your what hurts?

When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up

person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?

person 2: your what hurts?

person: nevermind

by valleylog July 15, 2022

Your Brother A Mother

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your grandpap a traps, ur cat has diabetes, and such combined.
Any usage of this word will kill anyone who hears it. Including you.

John: Your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your sister mister and your granny be tranny.
Jim: Your Brother A Mother
(Both Die)

by YourDadsUnclesFriend May 26, 2018

shut your [door]

shut up; shut your trap; shut your mouth

The Redskin fan told the Cowboy fan, "shut your door," when the Cowboys made the interception.

by GatorCav November 18, 2013