Im..not..your..mother

Thats literally me- me from tiktok, hello btw

Im..not..your..mother is annoying (idk-)

by Im..not..your..mother July 20, 2021

Your Allshit

Something that New Zealanders would say. Especially, if they're lying during a discussion. The situation can be drastic to most NZ people but it's just a word that people often take notice.

32 year old Polynesian Guy: Hey yo, G. I'm a rich man. I got a mansion in the hills, life is going well, g

23 year old Maori Girl:"Your allshit, boy. I saw you the other day at your grandma's house, cunt. Quit smoking those sinnies, boy."

Mongrel Mob Member: SEIG FUCKIN HEIL, SUWOOP. SEIG FUCK, BOY. FUCKEN AURRAH BOY. SEIG FUCK.

Random Boy: Get a job you useless prick. Shut your monkey Guerilla ass up, youngin.

Mongrel Mob Wannabe: You allshit.

by Executionist999 June 12, 2018

National Slime Your hb Out Day

When you catch your hb in the wrong place at the wrong time and unfortunately he got to go💔
This holiday is celebrated on February 26th

“Bro u not gon backdoor me today right?”
“Sorry gang it’s National Slime Your hb Out Day, say hi to your grandma for me”

by Arrocion February 23, 2025

hit your cell

Call you on the phone

Brad I'll hit your cell!

by PrettyOnFleek4evaNiggas January 24, 2016

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

your opinion

nobody wants it.

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

by francac March 21, 2023

your mother

my girlfriend, also the person you fucked

I heard you fucked your mother, now, isn't that incest?

by lesbian rat February 17, 2020