shit

when u laugh at ur own joke

jesse:makes a f ton of meth

walter:thats a valley of meth

walter:hahahahahahahhahahahahahah
also walter:shit

by anonymous January 29, 2022

holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.

1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.

by XInTheDark September 30, 2019

hillary shit

2016 presidential candidates

Did you vote for Hillary Shit

by Stidgey March 25, 2017

piece of shit

1. a complete waste of humanity a good-for-nothing a jerk an asshole
2. something of poor quality or straight-up defective junk, trash, garbage

1.Jake is a complete piece of shit
2.this car is a piece of shit

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 July 7, 2020

shit and run

when you clog the toilet and do a runner

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!

by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020

Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?

It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*

I swear i just took a Ghost Shit. No evidence at all.

by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021

Get shit on

It when you lose at any battle royal game

I totally yelled Get shit on to this kid in fortnite

by Gowlingdowng July 18, 2021