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improve your experience

Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.
Update 1.1.69 enables ad tracking and reduces performance to improve your experience.
by ventisette December 21, 2017
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Balls in your soup

An expression used to dismiss passive aggressive behaviour, or deflect from someone who is stressing you out with an overload of information.
Aethelfred: You're the kind of guy who likes his toast buttered both sides, aren't you...
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred:What?
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred: What?
Hadrik: Balls in your soup.
by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021
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National Send Your boyfriend a titty pic day

August 8th is national send a titty pic to your boyfriend day

You must send a titty pic to your boyfriend on August 8th
Man 1: Hey bro it’s August 8th, did your girlfriend send you a titty pic today?

Man 2: of course she did! It’s national send your boyfriend a titty pic day!
by TheEpicMongoose August 8, 2025
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Your life

You failed miserably.
Person 1: God your life sucks.
Person2: I know.
by Botyes December 29, 2020
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Your mum

Your mum
by Suck my ass u fat ass bitch January 6, 2022
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where’s your body

When someone is so white you can’t see them. It is also very disrespectful to say and is indeed racist
Susan:I’m white
Danarde: I know your so white where’s your body
by Haych47 February 13, 2018
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