Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

Shit from the same pile

Just as bad.

Is John better than Mark?
No, they are shit from the same pile

by Shit from the same pile July 26, 2018

Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.

Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.

by Lightofday February 5, 2022

shit

1. poop
2. a bad person; someone nobody likes

“God, I need to take a shit”

“Stfu you fucking piece of shit”

by BlueSantaHat July 19, 2023

Stick & Shit

Stick & Shit is the action of covering a toilets sensor with tape and proceeding to take a massive dump, leaving the shit floating in the toilet for the next person. It is the perfect counterpart to the already infamous “Upper Decker”.

“Oh man I just left a Stick & Shit for someone in the bathroom”

by Gaymer42069 May 2, 2024

Effi-shit

Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.

Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."

by CollinItUp September 1, 2018

shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

by peenieweenies March 25, 2019