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poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.
This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes
by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021
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love my drip

by Love my drip April 28, 2021
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Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.
I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.
by SamDog76 April 30, 2021
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lean all in my bladder

“Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”

HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”

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Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
by Dolce Misschief May 1, 2021
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gonna beat my mea

Song for sponges that live in pineapples under the sea
SPONGE: GONNA BEAT MY MEAT DOO DOO DOO DOO
Other dude: WTF
by Bestboibuck May 3, 2021
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I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you
Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-
by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021
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GET OUT MY HEAD

If you are on FACEBOOK and this UPPER ESCHELON is showing you are a STUPID PEOPLE as exception as not counting the BACK OF HEAD.

In the lower ESCHELON ALL MALES drop your PANTS and dive bell SEEKERS females DROP your pants.

FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN says it's a new edition on CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY showing they are in charge of the UPPER ESCHELON HEAD.
Just like me GET OUT MY HEAD as I am STUPID PEOPLE too.

OK, is that an order, SHANE CODD the great FISH GOD GOD ARIANA GRANDOSITY as we will GET OUT MY HEAD but SHIT CLICKS to as dive bells as DIVE and protrude your CLIT HEAD.

As see FEMINIST ZOMBIE is in charge GET OUT MY HEAD as they order all the MALES to assume the LOWER ESCHELON position while their UPPER ESCHELON HEADS prosecute as many NALES as possible as it is a code word (GRAB THEM BY THE COCKY )
by METE MEAT MEET May 5, 2021
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