basement water 

that delicious concoction of mold, dirt, and rainwater that collects in your basement

Hey bro, you want some basement water?
Yeah!

basement water by basementwater May 2, 2019

Midnight water

When you drink water late at night (generally 12 - 4 AM) and it tastes so fuckin' good

*discord chat at 2 AM*
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"

Midnight water by IWantAgoodPegging February 21, 2021

Wee Wee Water 

Swimming pool water that has repeatedly been peed in by children and on occasion, by adults.

Kids have been swimming in the pool all summer long, so you know the pool is filled with wee wee water.

Wee Wee Water by jsg1224 June 5, 2009

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog 

The dog of many spirit animals. Taking the form of the squirrel most the time but also taking the form of the cow, seal, horse, whale, donkey, goat, eagle, panda, fish, sloth, snail, cheetah, pig, and also a older black woman, possibly Aunt Jemima.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog is the squirrel of the world.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog by trashymashy February 20, 2015

Drink of water 

Old timey method of saying that a person is attractive. Used in a time when, unlike today, it was impolite to state what exactly on your mind.

1938: would you look at that dame, she sure is a cool drink of water!
2019: That chick is hott..I'd love to tongue-punch her fartbox!

Drink of water by Tim-o-tay April 3, 2019

Gamer duck bath water 

Gamer duck bath water: Inspired by "Gamer Girl" bath water.

When your name is Laziness:" I want gamer duck bath water."

Gamer duck bath water by Anabnormalhumanbeing October 7, 2022

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land 

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019