markiplier sandy vagina 

What Markiplier called himself in “Markiplier makes: A sand castle”.

“I’m Markiplier sandy vagina.

markiplier sandy vagina by A guy with a friend named Zill March 26, 2020

Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.

I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.

Secondhand Vagina by YourNameIsNotKnown November 23, 2009

flying vagina attack 

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.

Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)

flying vagina attack by six30two December 22, 2010

amish vagina

Very stretched out vagina from having at least 8 kids naturally.

1. Jesus Christ, the receiver should have caught that pass, he was as wide open as an Amish vagina.

Dude, she may be hot, but she's banged so many dudes she has an Amish vagina, you'd never know when you were inside!

amish vagina by Sparty911 October 26, 2019

M6 vagina

Vagina as wide as the M6

Oh look elle Hill has a m6 vagina

M6 vagina by Bitterbabymum October 14, 2020

Hot as vagina 

Female rendition of hot asballs

Damn, it's hot as vagina up in this mo fo.

Hot as vagina by Hot as vagina September 25, 2015

Restless Vagina Syndrome 

or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"

Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.

Restless Vagina Syndrome by RebeccaLynne July 13, 2007