Nepotism United

The name that should be given to the thousands of kids’ football (soccer) teams run by a volunteer parent, whose child is often the worst player, usually causing the team to lose and the sidelining of bettter kids, to the quiet rage of the parents of sidelined children.

In an unbelievable first half, Nepotism United Under 10’s let in five goals, though it was all the fault of the other players except for Daniel Sulkpants at Centre-back, the manager’s son, and Billy Crap whose mother runs the coffee shop, and the other parents are scared to say anything about it.

by Clothears September 29, 2018

Erectile Unit

Another way to say penis, but only said when you want too look retarted and get laughs.

Girl 1: My bf sent me a pic of his erectile unit.
Girl 2: Was is big?

Girl 1: nah, it was hella small

by StalinGotNoCredit June 6, 2018

Unit

A term used to describe a police officer, especially a police car.

Shti, the units are here! Hide the drugs!

by Boss_hog69 June 8, 2018

unit

a huge fat person

"fuck that chick is a unit"

by miadjemal:/25 January 17, 2023

Human Unit

A wig or weave made from human hair. Usually used be people in the drag scene

Willam: And that's why you wear a human unit so it can do the Shakeout thing at the back gurl.

by Punkerella January 20, 2023

G unit

A man’s g spot in his anus.

I put my finger in David’s anus and rubbed his G unit.

by The dirty d January 25, 2023

united

team

tobe are united/man united

by yayaweempire February 7, 2023