Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.

This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.

by Uncle Ned March 27, 2024

Gentle Uncle

Slowly inserting a pinky into someone’s anus.

Jennifer has never done anal before, so her boyfriend Josh gave her a Gentle Uncle to ease her into it before destroying her asshole with his cock.

by SteelCity_LCpl March 21, 2021

sesqui-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Ricking

Playing a game of stinky finger with an animal (typically one named Buster.)

I can’t believe he got sent to prison for uncle ricking his dog

by Anonymous69696969 March 28, 2023

Uncle Madeed

The man, the myth, the Mongolian. He rides his flying elephant while eating falafel and snake eyes. He farts eggs and if you mess with him he'll sit on you. He can basically do anything.

Hey Uncle Madeed, got any spare cans of beans so I can fart some eggs. Of course he does, he keeps 100 cans on him at all times.

by Austinn Powerzz October 5, 2020

uncle jeff’d

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.

At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.

by Not Karissa August 26, 2018

Uncle Chris

The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris

Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off

by 256steveb January 25, 2022