Shoe Gophers

Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!

Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024

Quadrilateral Shoe

The right answer

Kid: Mrs. Katie what’s the answer to 2+3
Teacher: 5 is the quadrilateral shoe

by WombatBonnieGM January 18, 2023

Shoe

Shoe

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by fsdifsdigsdhf-9wejfijsdvpdcl January 20, 2023

Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.

Look at them Boris shoes man

by Rat.boi January 30, 2023

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Gym Shoe

A name for a disliked person or person who is doing or saying something that one does not like.

“Hold up gym shoe, who are you talking to like that?”

“Gym shoe, talking out the side of his neck.”

by P14mama February 15, 2023

Frenchman’s Shoe

When you step in a steaming Dog Shit!!!

What’s that Smell?? Oh don’t worry Daves got his frenchman’s shoe on.

by Billy Ball Sack February 17, 2023