Leather shoe

Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe

When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

I'm a shoe

When you don't care

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe

by Vakhluev December 13, 2024

Shoe

Used to descibe Bailey's Irish Liquor when people who shouldn't know you're drinking are around.

"You know what this Monster Irish Blend tastes like?"
"What?"
"Shoe."

by beddweller1774 August 16, 2008

tiger shoe

Untied shoe

Hey! You’ve got a tiger shoe!

by StrusEmu September 21, 2023

Shoe

METH

Where that shoe though??

by Peter Jordanson August 24, 2019

elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped on by him and his magnificent elvish shoes while he WRYYYs.

-Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO

by MUstarDmAn1867 May 21, 2020

Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.

Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.

by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022