Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

lick my gooch

WHEN YOU WANT A REAL NIGGA TO LICK YA GOOCH YFM

LICK MY GOOCH NIGGA

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 19, 2023

Double He-Licks

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.

- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

by James O'Francis January 2, 2014

Devious lick

A devious lick is a trend on tiktok where people are stealing stuff from school bathrooms

Time to hit that devious lick

by Kendy <3 September 18, 2021

Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick

Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)

by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024