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Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.
Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.
by Storypoet November 27, 2016
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Socially Transmitted Disease

Annoying Things That Spread Socially. Things That A Lot Of People Constantly Do, Due To Others Doing It, Like An Annoying Trend. A Socially Transmitted Disease (STD) Usually Are Overused Words, Jokes, Phrases, Sentences, Statements, Memes, Trends Or Actions. Socially Transmitted Disease Usually Die Out Very Quickly And Everyone (Including The People Originally Spreading The STD) Hate Anyone Who Spreads The STD After It's Died Out.
"Everyone Recently Keeps Repeating The Exact Same Annoying Phrase, Thanks To This Online Trend. It's A Socially Transmitted Disease."
by MacKRacKGacK May 13, 2023
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Socially uncharted territory

A point in a conversation or social interaction at which one or more individuals involved start behaving in a distinctly unfamiliar manner or displaying a set of emotions with such an intensity that it weirds out someone else involved.
Yo Steve chill man, no one wanted to eat your strawberries in the first place, quit yelling! This is socially uncharted territory and I will knock your ass out.
by DickMcFinnigan August 29, 2017
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Social Justice Joker

People that find a way to turn everything you say into something offensive. It started out as funny, but got REALLY annoying as time went on
Person 1: Sally is really awful
Person 2: Are you saying that just because she's a girl? You're SEXI-
Person 1: I will tear your ribcage apart and rip out every vital organ behind them you Social Justice Joker
by AutisticTexas October 4, 2020
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social media that shit

Upload that to twitter, Facebook, etc...
by EasyD803 December 22, 2013
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Social Justice United

Discord server. The common nickname for this is "Satire Jokes United" or "Shitty Jerks United". This place is mostly made out of offensive bitches who said "The word Bruh is offensive now". Theyre Usually very arrogant, bossy, and their ego is the size of this universe.

Saying you like SjU (or is a staff for the satire shit) is like saying your mind is retarded and fatherless. Heck...
Girl: Hey guys I am accepted as a Social Justice United mod!!
Everybody else: EWWW THIS PERSON IS A SJU MOD...
by TheMightyPeacock January 31, 2022
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social media flosser

People online that portray a certain personality when they’re really just guys behind a computer screen posting gifs

Examples are -

having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks
That dumbass Supa swipe on Twitter thinks he’s gangster but he’s only a social media flosser
by 1supernoob August 20, 2021
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