Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

twinkie pie

It comes from the hood and it means your soft. You aren't able to back up your words.

"Eh what are you gonna do about it, your a twinkie pie!"

by Andrew January 20, 2005

tri-pie

when 3 girls are performing oral sex on each other at the same time

Lucy, Tanya and Sarah can have the best orgasms with they do a tripie.

by SomThinWikid June 23, 2005

brown pie

Noun
1. A big ass piece of human shit, fresh from the oven (asshole) and good enough to eat.

Billy: Mommy, what's for lunch?

Mommy: Hang on darling, mommy just has to scoop up a little of this brown pie off your father's chest, then we can eat at the table like a family does.

by john tinkleberry VIII January 14, 2007

Pootsa Pie

Another term for a Cock Sandwich

I am gonna give that broad a pootsa pie (cock in the face)!

by Pootsa August 21, 2007

biloelian pie fisting

the biloelian pie fisting is the act of taking a home baked family pie you made yourself with 3 vital ingrediance of spew, shit and jism along with anyother imgrediant and then two fat as fucking giant lesbians take turns fisting eachother with it, then eat it from each others fat smelly poo stained cunts and tastefully finished off with smoking a cigarette from their smashed cunts

Hay look at the two fat lesbians in the old xd falcon stationwagon, they are that fucked from a biloelian pie fisting neithet of them can roll out the car without eating another home made pie the dirty fuckholes

by midget101 September 29, 2010

Pork Pie

A metaphor for the genitals of a female pensioner. Derived from the fact that in the case of both the pork pie and the pensioner's minge, one must wipe off the crust and lick out the jelly before one reaches the meat.

1. 'She looked young, but when we got down to business she surprised me with her Pork Pie'.

2. 'The crust on her Pork Pie was so thick that I needed sandpaper to wipe it off, and then there was enough jelly to fill three tins of dog food... then, to top it off, when we finally got down to it, she was so saggy that the effect was akin to throwing a sausage down a hallway'.

by ekul November 2, 2005