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Islander

a type of mixed drink with Clamato and absolute vodka (lime)

or to create an angry islander and a a slash of Tabasco.
Scooter decided Lesley's suggestion of an angry islander and went with a cranberry vodka instead.
by Lesley Jesse June 2, 2020
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Gilligan's Island

The alley between 3rd and 4th street is no Gilligan's island.
by Sir H.C. Notneb March 24, 2023
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The Island

A place of work that self-generates a delusional belief that it contributes much more to benefit the society at large than what it actually does. In fact, the company’s delusion can be so grand in some instances, that it actually believes it defines society through it’s own warped lens of the world!

These beliefs are perpetually broadcast to workers through a relentless stream of propaganda communications.

The Island has it’s own special language that one must learn and speak, yet this language has no meaning outside of the confines of the company. It also has invisible geographic boundaries where, once crossed, workers will change their behaviour and demeanour.

Its workers must be prepared to modify their sense of self to comply with company culture. Workers also get measured routinely on their beliefs, thoughts and values to ensure it meets the political idealism of the company - which is usually to preserve the wealth and status of the upper class, suppress and control middle classes and provide unreachable dreams and hope for lower class citizens.

Workers that are not compliant with their beliefs and thoughts are quickly marginalised and chastised by management and often labeled as a ‘bad egg’, or even by quasi-psychological management terms such as ‘rebellious child’. Most workers, however, passively comply and will shuffle along each week and perform their duties like clockwork. They then wonder, many years later, why they feel something is missing from their soul.
Example:

John: I saw a webcast today that our company has worked out the trap all of the worlds fresh drinkable water and control its flow across the world. Those poor farmers going through drought won’t suffer anymore. Isn’t that amazing?

Jenny: No…it’s not John…it’s fucken disgusting…it’s the evil work of the Island…are you fucken stupid mate!
by Towball August 31, 2014
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Dream Island

The island of luxury, a whole square mile of paradise, a 5-star hotel, a casino, 6 restaurants, and robot servants. Sounds like a disease. It got stolen by some green thing in like 2012.
"But don't you want to win and get Dream Island? I do!"
by anonymous March 17, 2025
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Island stew wart

A furry stripper who enjoys their time watching porn and going on omegle to see bbc. Her favorite drink is milk and loves her furry ears
oh look at that girl she's like a 'island stew wart'
by Island stew fan July 24, 2021
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Whineheke Islander

Someone who comes from Waiheke Island to live in Northland and then complains endlessly about everything. Whether it's the dusty metal roads, the top dressing planes. the mooing of cows at night, the neighbour's fire, the possums in the bush or the traffic on the road, a Whineheke Islander will bitch and moan about it all. Distinctly different from a Papamoaner, although many Whineheke Islanders do live in Paparoa.
If you Whineheke Islanders don't like it here, why don't you fuck off back to Waiheke and leave us in peace.
by Fucken' really? February 29, 2024
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