Perfectly flawed, red headed temper, self sacrificing, oreo, loved beyond measure by someone so imperfect
by Nykolea August 21, 2020
Get the matt cartermug. Pathological Liar, Unable To Commit Likes to Hear Himself Talk
Usually A Short Man That Walk Around Thinking He Such A Badass.
Usually A Short Man That Walk Around Thinking He Such A Badass.
by Nina313 March 3, 2022
Get the Mattmug. A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.
Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!
by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020
Get the Matt allenmug. The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august
by Ar3bel August 6, 2022
Get the MATT MANmug. by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
Get the matt peltmug. A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight
by Any land is your land December 6, 2017
Get the Matt Mojsejmug. A guy with the biggest penis that is the size of Godzilla, Matt can also touch a girl and give her 8 exact orgasims. He’s also a Jedi with his meat he can make it levitate and choke you with it. Matt isn't your average guy, this guy is capable of things you didn't know existed. He’s also a sex god and go 56 hours without busting in one session. People named “Matt” usually have a 1 on a rice purity test. When you see a “Matt” do not engage him.
by Idkehattoput5783 November 20, 2023
Get the Mattmug.