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Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
by TooTrue October 16, 2008
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Mad Cube Like

Mad Cube Like is a phrase representing the new and improved "square." This can be better defined as lame, cheesy, not cool, or in lack there of swag. Originated in Cancun by the MTV cast of the Real World, Are You the One and singer/songwriter Mikel James.
Did you see that white dude on the dance floor? I know Mad Cube Like.

She said she could not stay out late because she did not want to upset her parents. This girl is Mad Cube Like.
by Mikel James April 30, 2015
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Mad Snail Hours

The time of day between 11pm and 3am

Common on social media.
Used to explain anger.
Person 1: Fuck a nigga named Nate

Person 2: Why is you so mad?
Person 1: cuz Mad Snail hours😡🐌
by @xanaxclimax September 20, 2017
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mid fap madness

Sudden urge to look for weird porn in the middle of a fap session
dude I got mid fap madness and ended up cumming to scat
by alex3142 May 18, 2016
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Mad poppin' dog

Someone that pops pills (illicit pills) and thinks they are cool!
Person1- Look at that mad poppin' dog dancing around like he owns the joint!!

Person2- Yeah, I can't stand people like that.
by Shakkka August 22, 2016
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Mad Trolling Disease

A disease spread by inting at life. This causes the diseased individual to troll uncontrollably.
Manneh has Mad Trolling Disease and spread it to Fortnite kid.
by Gamer Kazuma January 22, 2020
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Kiss the mad weasel

Something you have no inclination or reason to do.
"No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
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