murphy's law

Otherwise known as 'sequelitis'. A general malady where any actor who reprises a character in more than one movie (that is, for example, is compelled to do, say, The Nutty Professor IV: Buddy Love Vs the Hamster) is doomed to repeat that character in other movies.

It is murphy's law in action: the movie The Haunted Mansion. (Other actors suffering from murphy's law is Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone, Arnie Schwarzenegger. Of course, Arnie may have inadvertedly found the cure for ML)

by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

Blumpkin's Law

A situation in which a party is promised a specific result in a situation by another party, and the result fails to occur. In those circumstances, the second party must act out the promised original result.

1) You said that chick would blow me, that's some total Blumpkin's Law right there!

by Ernest P. Blumpkin May 14, 2009

bro-in-law

A girlfriend that is a future candidate as one of your bro's wife.

Bro, you have to respect my girlfriend. She's possibly your future bro-in-law!

by xx_KittyKat_xx December 23, 2011

McKenzie's Law

Goodwin's law, but applied to car analogies. That is, if you have to resort to a car analogy in an argument or debate, you lose automatically.

Only three posts in, and I've got to invoke McKenzie's Law.

by siromega August 25, 2010

Kobayashi's Law

That for a given number of identically made socks being lost to the Sock Gnome, the value of each sock losy except for the 2nd to last sock is minimal, whereas the value of the 2nd to last sock's value is close to infinite.

John had 8 Black identical socks. The Sock Gnome gradually stole 6 of them over the course of time. John didn't care that much because he still had a working pair; however, once John lost the 2nd to last sock, the remaining sock was virtually useless, by Kobayashi's Law.

QED.

by SockGnome3000 September 8, 2008

Boyle's Law

Any amount of liquor or beer consumed is equally proportionate to the amount of liquor or beer that will be urinated onto someone's couch.

According to Boyle's Law, Joe drank four beers and pissed four beers worth of urine onto my couch last night.

by Ashlee V April 14, 2008

Murphy's Law

When you are just fated to get humiliated,when it is not your fault

Your name gets called out in the School's Auditorium.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.

by Whitteaker17 December 10, 2016