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the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
by Negro man April 24, 2005
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Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.
Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.
by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011
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spicy johnny

When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.
After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny
by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016
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Long Johnny

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
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Bad Johnny

Bad Johnny is used as a cleaner replacement for "badass"
"Whoa dude! That was Bad Johnny!"

"Dude that new action movie looks so Bad Johnny"
by TheCrimsonFire June 26, 2017
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Sauce Johnny

A small ceramic container used to pour sauces or broths.
Could you please hand me a sauce Johnny for this brodo?
by Master chef333333 May 29, 2019
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Taco Johnny

When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.
Yo, I was hungry and horny so my girl gave me a Taco Johnny.

Have you ever given a Taco Johnny?
by Sugar Nipps July 1, 2019
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