John Donado

An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.
What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."
by SenorSauce March 02, 2023
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John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.
What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være
by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020
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Ballsack John

The man...
The myth...
The Legend...
He plays baseball, and they call him ballsack.
Ballsack John killed 3 chicken tenders.
by TheBeanBeanedYou April 14, 2018
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John Kuhning

Verb. When someone doesn't want to do their job at work and has someone else do it for them.
That son of a bitch just tried John Kuhning me on that plugged up toilet. I guess it ain't gonna plunge itself.
by Gottapee May 28, 2021
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John JC

John Jc is da real brudda
by Fantasy14 September 07, 2019
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Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.
Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?
by The Real Duke December 14, 2015
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John Gork

If given the term "John Gork" at random, without any prior context or specific meaning associated with it, I can provide a general interpretation or definition based on the individual components of the name:

"John" is a common masculine given name, derived from the Hebrew name "Yochanan," meaning "God is gracious." It is widely used in English-speaking countries.

"Gork" is a surname that does not have a commonly known or specific meaning in the English language. It could be a personal or family name with various origins or cultural associations.

Therefore, in the absence of additional information, "John Gork" could be interpreted as a fictional character name, an individual's name, or a combination of two ordinary names. Without specific context or details, it is challenging to provide a more precise definition or meaning for "John Gork" beyond the general understanding of the given components.
by mepisstoe June 29, 2023
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