waffle house

to fart while spinning in circle, thereby maximizing the area that your fart covers.

Damn, Paul just waffle housed Larry.

by Jordan W. October 02, 2007

House Wife

See Jes Smith, Manwhore

A man who can sew, and even occasionally cleans.

by Surrender your Monarchy December 16, 2004

House-hole

#1. To be a jerk, dick, ass, or butt-head.
#2. To call someone an ass-hole.

#1. "Shut up you house-hole!"
#2. "You are such a house-hole!"

Also see House, which has pretty much the same meaning.

by Michael House August 28, 2007

butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted

That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.

by Mac April 17, 2003

Clean House

Having the useless conversation about a friends ex because they were seen at a concert or a bar or any other social area; conversation involves statements like 'I don't care that I saw him' 'I'm fine' 'Is he seeing someone?' 'Does he ask about me' etc

No, you can't come to the show because then I'll have to clean house.

Alright, you've seen her. Guess I gotta clean house.

by Argo1007 December 31, 2013

Hibachi House

A delicious microwavable cuisine. Usually white rice, chicken and sauce. 36,000 milligrams of sodium per serving, well over thirty times the recommended daily allowance. This can be avoided by simply using 1/6th of the sauce packet, or none at all.

Intended to serve numerous people, I consume an entire Hibachi House Microwavable Meal every day.

by Ken Popov December 13, 2007

Waffle House

A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement

Do you like my waffle House sweetie; I made it for you?

by Jonathan Gagen October 04, 2018