Shrubbin' the gun 

When one begins to smoke weed before they go to smoke weed.

"Hey man, what are you doing? We won't be at the party til 9!"
"I told him bro, but he's Shrubbin' the gun!"

Shrubbin' the gun by MilkyPilky February 7, 2013

bullets for the gun 

A backing reason or reasons for support.

Hey Bob, If you are going to ask your boss for a raise, you had better be able to explain why you deserve one. You'd better have bullets for the gun.

bullets for the gun by tampa4stringer January 28, 2014

mosquito machine gun 

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick

Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.

mosquito machine gun by casserole surprise November 4, 2014

pumpin your grease gun 

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430

"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"

pumpin your grease gun by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016

twenty one gun salute

When 21 guys all pop boners at the same time in honor of America.

Let's get together later for a twenty one gun salute.

twenty one gun salute by Unknown37 June 18, 2016

twenty one gun salute

When twenty one guys all get boners at the same time.

"Hey let's all get together later and do a twenty one gun salute."

twenty one gun salute by Unknown37 June 11, 2016

Middle Eastern Gun Training 

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time

Go watch Middle Eastern Gun Training

Middle Eastern Gun Training by ImmaNut January 24, 2017