bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.

In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.

by thejoebagley September 4, 2021

Dirty German

When fucking someone from behind, stick your pointer and middle finger inside the asshole and get some shit on it. When they turn around to yell at you wipe it on their top lip so it looks like a Hitler stache

Damn dude, I sure have her the Dirty German last night

by Spencer Reinig November 26, 2021

Ze German

Ze German - Legendary Friend
I’m always better, but still epic

Hi Ze German Bro

by Bets January 20, 2022

the germanic spin

Where 2 men with 8 inch long penises and above grab eachother by their erect penises and proceed to spin in a circle together.

I did the germanic spin last night with Jerry

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by GameCreepr April 7, 2022

Makhari Germany

Him.

I look up to Makhari Germany because yk he’s him

by TweakAspect June 5, 2022

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022