played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U August 14, 2008

gay nigger from outer space

A nigger who is literally gay, and whose place of birth is somewhere in outer space.

Look at that gay nigger from outer space!

by timbalina May 08, 2005

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

Poo that makes the toilet water splash

"Dude I just made chocolate thunder from down under!"

by Dennis Kostic October 22, 2004

where do babies come from

Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...

Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....

by Rissy December 29, 2005

entrails ripped from a virgins cunt

The most fucked up song ever written.
By a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse. The former singer Chris Barnes Wrote and sang it. Its featured in Tomb of the Mutilated.

Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff


Its actually a good song.
Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt

by stfu!!! April 06, 2009

where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 15, 2008

Dancin dude from six flags

Old dude that dances in six flags commercials. This dancin dude cracks me up all the time.

da_da_da_da_DA-DA

dance, dude, dance!

by Scratch DJ June 10, 2004