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Gru at Freddy's

Freaky literature made a mentally unstable highschooler. It's slop, dirt, dung, feces, poop, scat, dropping, waste, sewage, doo-doo.
You know my life is at the lowest it could possibly be why not read Gru at Freddy's...? HOLY MY LIFE IS GREAT THIS BOOK WAS SO BAD IT WAS GOOD.
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the head Fred

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Fun Funny Freddy

A real-life children’s performer who creates silly songs, funny characters, and dance-along videos for kids.

A real-life children’s performer who creates silly songs, funny characters, and dance-along videos for kids — with music available on streaming platforms.

Fun Funny Freddy is a kids’ music creator and on-screen character known for making toddlers laugh, sing, and wiggle nonstop. He’s a real person who performs energetic songs and brain breaks on YouTube and streaming platforms. With original characters like Happy Hippo, Funny Monkey, and Sleepy Sloth, Freddy brings preschool-style fun with music that helps kids learn and move at the same time.

Created and performed by Freddy Capitelli, Fun Funny Freddy was inspired by his own childhood struggles with learning. He turned that experience into a mission: to help kids learn in joyful, active ways through movement, music, and fun.

His music — including songs like “Tickle Time,” “Shake Your Shoulders,” and “The Crazy Animal Dance” — is available on platforms like Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, and YouTube.
My kid won’t eat breakfast until they watch Fun Funny Freddy do the Crazy Animal Dance, and now I have his songs stuck in my head all day
by MrBrainBreak June 23, 2025
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Order of fred

Made by David Lee cardwell is a group of satanist zoophile necrophile Nazis and maps made to extortion people for stuff like cuts.
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Smoke the feds

Smoke the Feds
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.

The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.

If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.
Frank: “Lee, did you see that viral YouTube video of those Scouser lads in the Golf R? Getting chased and getting away from the feds?—they proper

Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”

Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds
by Jamie Cheese November 17, 2025
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