Eating disorder

Eating disorder:
A fucking bitch of a disorder that ruins your life and relationships 🥲👍.
NB: everyone has different eating disorder experiences. You don't have to be really skinny or overweight to have n eating disorder.

Friend: hey wanna go and eat something

Me: I am not hungry right now.

Friend: But you didn't eat breakfast

Me: *intense sweating*

Friend: Do you have an eating disorder?

by CryingOnTheCeiling March 6, 2021

I could eat a peach for hours

Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.

A guy trying to seduce a foxy lady: You know i could eat a peach for hours.

by Mitch Tyler November 22, 2009

eazy e

eazy e is a gangsta rapper from eastside compton he got jumped in to kelly park crips he didnt have worst life but didnt have the best either also had good parents he started selling drugs for money when he had enough money he formed ruthless records and collaborated wit ice cube mc ren dj yella and dr.dre then they started doin shows all around compton and la even in enemy terittories and the n they started sellin there mixtapes and albums to swat markets eazy was born in 63 n died in 95 r.i.p. eazy gangsta azz locc

eazy e grew up in compton bustin caps at tha cluckas

by thug nigga January 9, 2008

eastwooding

The act of speaking to an empty chair. Made famous by Clint Eastwood, speaking to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention.

Some guy: Dude, are you talking to yourself?
Me: No, I'm eastwooding the sofa!

by I am Chuck f*#)# Norris! August 31, 2012

Cloth eared bint

Deaf stupid female.

my god are you listening you cloth eared bint?

by Saz178 June 24, 2008

Hoop Earring Theory

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013

eat my ass

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

by gomer May 6, 2003