crowdfailing

a random group of people coming together to not get anything done.

The protesters pushed into the auditorium, shouting and waving signs until they realized the lecture had been rescheduled. It was a massive crowdfail.
We honestly thought that if we had enough people we could make a difference, but we ended up crowdfailing.

by Moosepah2 November 19, 2023

Crown of thought

Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.

Crown of thought. Me ‘n Mykol jus’ need yer eggs darlin. I kin tote ‘em. Crown of thought.

by SandhillCrane September 2, 2024

CrowdStroke

When a software change or update negatively affects Production devices (Like CrowdStrike 2024 did) and your blood pressure spikes similar to a heart attack.

My heart almost had a CrowdStroke when I started get calls from Support after pushing out an software update.

by EfficientLoss September 3, 2024

Crown Council

A deviant society of adolescent pick pockets. Pardon me Hot dogging and Nut Noodling Aka Breach of trust or Wikileak

They were trying to Crown Council my Nuts 3rd and 5th

by Spoonman1969 November 3, 2024

crowbarsexual

Crowbarsexual is when you have a sexual feeling to a fellow crowbar.

Example: Friend (Straight) "Look at this crowbar!" You (Crowbarsexual) "Mmmm..." *grabs and starts doing sexual acts with the crowbar"

by VampedHead December 6, 2023

Crowing

Crowing - to crow
Crowing means picking one’s nose. Here in Nottingham, UK, very few people use it and it’s an old expression that’s falling out of use.

“Oi, stop crowing! You’re crowin’ too deep, you’ll scratch ya brain”

by WhoShotJR? December 30, 2023

Crowd-Robotism

Collective photo-taking and filming by crowds attending an event in a stadium, concert, new year countdown…etc. They are constantly taking photos/filming to post on social media instead of living the moment.

Human #1: Yo, look at all those idiots holding their phones!!
Human #2: That’s crowd-robotism my friend, get used to it!!

by Oceans Secrets January 3, 2024