Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger

Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*

by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019

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Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.

" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"

by John232115 March 24, 2010

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Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.

“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
“You mean fortune cookie?”

by Neontheboy December 10, 2024

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Cracker Thursday

A holiday celebrating the crackas on Thursday. Occurs every Thursday

Henry: Happy cracker Thursday
Brandon: Happy cracker Thursday

by tsgorgeous February 9, 2023

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Cracker

A cracker is like a "weed grinder" but for laughter gas. You insert the whipped cream cartridge then put a balloon around the top, then you just twist and the gas flows into the balloon.

Friend A: Ayo lad! I got the gas and balloons, yo got a cracker?
Friend B: Yea man, i gotchu.
Friend A: we gon' get high!

by HighOnJenkem November 5, 2018

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