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Clam Tongue

When a woman's Labia Minora sticks out past the Labia Majora, kind of popping out like 👅. This kind of resembles a clam sticking out its tongue.
A: Ummm what's that hanging from her coochie?!?
B: What, oh that?!? Yeah she's got that Clam Tongue
by crazymimoob June 6, 2024
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Clam Sandwiching

When you and as many friends of your choosing all ejaculate into a clam shell, pour it down the back of the tallest member, and make the beta of the group catch it from between the cheeks of the first victim.
"dude that geometry test sucked"
"yea but Calebs in the bathroom waiting for a good Clam Sandwiching"
"Hell Yea!"
by UnkleLiel March 25, 2025
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Clam Crush

When you and your best friend have a vagina and also a crush on each other.
Steph and Jess have a Clam Crush on each other.
by ClamCrusher August 8, 2016
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Clam Chowder popsicle

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then adds water. She closes her legs turning it into clam chowder and releases the content into a condom. Freezes it and once frozen she uses it in her rectum while the man re-enters in her vagina.
Hey Jessica, did you hear what happened to Stephanie. She did the clam chowder popsicle with Charles last night. OMG
by WEEZERBEANS March 19, 2023
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Dirty Clam

Last night Dominica got trashed drinking Dirty Clams.
by TheRecipe144 December 28, 2024
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick
I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.
by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024
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