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Clamber Scudd 

Meaning to have caught a sexually transmitted disease or infection, one that you can only get rid off by removing the infected body part.

It is also newly adopted name for a former british member of parliament previously known as Amber Rudd. She officially and legally adopted her new name Clamber Scudd by deed poll.

While speaking with reporter for the guardian, she declared "I have never identified with my given name, and as such have decided to take the name Clamber Scudd, as I feel it reflects my inner core and being. How the fuck I became an MP is beyond me but i'll ride the gravy train for as long as I can, and if I play my cards right, I might even land a job in the EU, if not at least I have a hefty pension and a load of brown envelopes"
¨Hey man, where's Crobynov at today?"

"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping that Clamber Scudd last week and he's worried he might have caught something."
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The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.
What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.
Clamp by Chubbsy December 10, 2013
The female version of teabag. Considering females don't have the necessary parts for a teabag, "clambag" was made in place.

The act of clambagging would be a female placing her genitals onto the face (mouth) of someone else. This term was coined and is growing popularity with Halo 2 on Xbox Live. A female gamer will squat down on top of a newly killed opponent to "clambag" him and declare her superiority.
Kim: I'm going to teabag that noob the next time I kill him.
Dustin: No, Kim, you'd be clambagging him.
clambag by Dustin C. July 16, 2008
Female version of a Blumpkin. When a woman is recieving Oral Sex while defacating. There are 2 known versions of the Clamkin, the Manhattan and New England styles. The Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) takes place during a "certain" time of the month, while the New England Clamkin takes place after the male counterpart ejaculates into or onto the female's vagina.
I was suprised that Matt liked giving Clamkins, now I can't go to the bathroom without him.
clamkin by J-Bone & C-Note October 1, 2007

clamonia 

Vaginal pnemonia or illness on the clam.
You better leave that bitch alone she might put some clamonia on ya.
clamonia by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020